Strategy

Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in England.

Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend .

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.


Ahmed says, "Look at your sign. It says, "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family. Now look at my sign."


So Hamid looks up and Ahmed's sign reads: "I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan "

energetic kid

My ever energetic nephew Jared, who dares to do dangerous stuff to fulfill his curiosity. At his age of 3, you could not imagine how he could drive that motorbike. He could, definitely he can with, of course, assistance looking over his shoulders..heheh no kidding! He even tried to dive up high, swam so calmly. Marvellous he is! I am so proud of him.

A potato Story

Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in England.

Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend .

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.


Ahmed says, "Look at your sign. It says, "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family. Now look at my sign."


So Hamid looks up and Ahmed's sign reads: "I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan "

itchy bitchy sea

The itchy bitchy teeny weeny.. hehe! After lurking the sea, Shenine and I having an itch covering our whole body. But nothing to blame on when we love the beach so much! We still have to drive to the sea.. nothing competes in nature with sea water.. heheh Pics were taken Last April.. sorry forgot the exact date:(

Shenine with the itchy water! lol

The Begger's Rags

A beggar lived near the king's palace. One day he saw a proclamation posted outside the palace gate. The king was giving a great dinner. Anyone dressed in royal garments was invited to the party.

The beggar went on his way. He looked at the rags he was wearing and sighed. Surely only kings and their families wore royal robes, he thought. Slowly an idea crept into his mind. The audacity of it made him tremble. Would he dare?

He made his way back to the palace. He approached the guard at the gate. "Please, sire, I would like to speak to the king."

"Wait here," the guard replied. In a few minutes, he was back. "His majesty will see you," he said, and led the beggar in.

"You wish to see me?" asked the king.

"Yes, your majesty. I want so much to attend the banquet, but I have no royal robes to wear. Please, sir, if I may be so bold, may I have one of your old garments so that I, too, may come to the banquet?"

The beggar shook so hard that he could not see the faint smile that was on the king's face. "You have been wise in coming to me," the king said. He called to his son, the young prince. "Take this man to your room and array him in some of your clothes."

The prince did as he was told and soon the beggar was standing before a mirror, clothed in garments that he had never dared hope for.

"You are now eligible to attend the king's banquet tomorrow night," said the prince. "But even more important, you will never need any other clothes. These garments will last forever."

The beggar dropped to his knees. "Oh, thank you," he cried. But as he started to leave, he looked back at his pile of dirty rags on the floor. He hesitated. What if the prince was wrong? What if he would need his old clothes again. Quickly he gathered them up.

The banquet was far greater than he had ever imagined, but he could not enjoy himself as he should. He had made a small bundle of his old rags and it kept falling off his lap. The food was passed quickly and the beggar missed some of the greatest delicacies.

Time proved that the prince was right. The clothes lasted forever. Still the poor beggar grew fonder and fonder of his old rags. As time passed people seemed to forget the royal robes he was wearing. They saw only the little bundle of filthy rags that he clung to wherever he went. They even spoke of him as the old man with the rags.One day as he lay dying, the king visited him.

The beggar saw the sad look on the king's face when he looked at the small bundle of rags by the bed.Suddenly the beggar remembered the prince's words and he realized that his bundle of rags had cost him a lifetime of true royalty. He wept bitterly at his folly. And the king wept with him.

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When we put our faith in God, we must let go of the sin in our life, and our old ways of living.

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icecream for all

Neil the icecream

The 8 year old boy who chased to have his own ice cream. How happy he was when he had a sip of the rocky road flavor. I guess you know what i mean.. hehe Don't deny that we: adults, are also delighted to sip this flavor of the road. It is not the taste that we love but the fun of sipping it, right? hehe

Some humorus sign ads

Some humorus sign ads

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... cheap...........no strings attached.


Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!


Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.


My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.


You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off.


Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."


Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.


Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.


The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.


Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.


Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.


The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.


Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.


A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.


Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.


Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !


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Yummy shell

Waahhh Jovah ayaw paila..LOL

Yummy shell on the table. Gosh! I am craving for that! I was not able to set my teeth in when i had the chance to visit Camotes where’s abundance of shell at a very reasonable price. I feel starving thinking of them now! When can I go back and eat them all?

Polishing

When u feel God is rubbing u against rocks,
Don't think that he' ll ruin u down to dust...

Its just His way of polishing a GEM....
Stay precious,

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Never be sad for missing whatever you expected

But be happy since god made you to realize that

Those expectations are not worth in ur life.

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Luck is not in your hands,
But work is in your hands.

Your work can make luck
But luck can't make ur work."
So always trust URSELF.....

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Gr8 opportunities come to all,
Bt many dont knw they have met them.

The only preparation 2take advantage of them is...
To watch what each day brings.

Kids Love it

Beach is for the kids! Would you agree? This picture shows how they enjoy the beach! They could afford to stay half in the da or the entire as my nephew did. Beach is the bum of the kids.. How wonderful to see them enjoying the waves. They love it so much.. As adults we too.. hehe. It’s nice to see them playing on the beach. I was tempted to play with them.

Black & White

In life, a lesson learned in your past that you will never forget completely.When I was in elementary school, I got into a major argument with a boy in my class. I have forgotten what the argument was about, but I have never forgotten the lesson learned that day.


I was convinced that "I" was right and "he" was wrong - and he was just as convinced that "I" was wrong and "he" was right.

The teacher decided to teach us a very important lesson. She brought us up to the front of the class and placed him on one side of her desk and me on the other. In the middle of her desk was a large, round object. I could clearly see that it was black. She asked the boy what color the object was. "White," he answered.

I couldn't believe he said the object was white, when it was obviously black! Another argument started between my classmate and me, this time about the color of the object.


The teacher told me to go stand where the boy was standing and told him to come stand where I had been. We changed places, and now she asked me what the color of the object was. I had to answer, "White." It was an object with two differently colored sides, and from his viewpoint it was white. Only from my side was it black.

Miss the fun-3

It's another fun I miss. After the long lasting fun on the beach at night they enjoyed catching small shell and fish. Ate them all afterwards! So yummy.. The taste doesn't matter.. what matter most is the bonding they have with each other. That made it enjoyable and memorable!:)

where is the fish guys?!!!

Help Yourself

A traveling preacher finds himself in a tremendous rainstorm.


Within a few hours the hotel he is staying in becomes flooded. As the water rises, the preacher climbs to the roof and starts praying.


"Lord, save me so I can continue on my mission of preaching your gospel."


Just then, a coast guard rescue party floats by in a rowboat. "Let's go mister. Into the boat."



"I'll stay here," says the preacher, "The Lord will save me."


An hour later a second boat reaches the scene and the water is close to the roof of the hotel. "Sir, you better get in. the water is still rising."


"No thanks. The Lord will be my salvation."


Toward evening, the hotel is almost completely under water and the preacher is clinging to the satellite dish on the roof. A helicopter is spotted and on a loudspeaker is heard "HSir, grab on to the line and we will pull y ou up. This is your last chance.


"I'm all right," says the preacher, as he looks heavenward. "I know the Lord will provide sanctuary."


As the boat departs, the satellite dish is hit by lightning and the preacher is killed. When he arrived at the Pearly Gates he was furious.


"What happened, " he shouts. "I thought the Lord would provide!"


Moments later a thunderous voice is heard. "Gimmie a break pal. I sent you 2 boats and a chopper"



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Miss the fun-2

After enjoying the beach. Guys headed for the basketball court where they would want to relieve a good sweat on their body. Sad to say, I was not able to see them personally how they bragged being the winner because I doubted their capacity to roll the ball. peace guys!:) Congrats!

Attitude

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and ask him for a Phone Call.


Shop-owner replied Sweety this is no a STD, but you can do one call.


The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:


The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?



The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."


"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.


The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.


The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida."


Again the woman answered in the negative.


With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.


The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said," Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."


The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"


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MIss the fun

Last Holy Week, I was unfortunate because of a personal matter that I needed to attend in Cebu. It was the chance for me to be with my family because its only seldom we can be together. When they relate to me the exciting happenings I ignore to listen. Too painful to think.. I honestly envy them. I totally miss the fun with my family. It was last Holy Week when they all went to Camotes to celebrate and I’m all alone in the house because of this personal matter. I missed it all and cried when I saw the pics. It’s not always we gather but when the opportunity comes I often fail to attend. huhuhu

I MISS THE FUN... huhuh

So enjoyable!

Confidence Level

Story told by a man which is most frightening yet thought-provoking experiences of his life.

He had been on a long flight. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: "Fasten your seat belts."

Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence. Please be sure your seat belt is fastened."

As he looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive. Later, the voice of the announcer said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time. The turbulence is still ahead of us."

And then the storm broke. The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines. Lightening lit up the darkening skies and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean. One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash.

The man confessed that he shared the discomfort and fear of those around him. He said, "As I looked around the plane, I could see that nearly all the passengers were upset and alarmed. Some were praying.

The future seemed ominous and many were wondering if they would make it through the storm. And then, I suddenly saw a girl to whom the storm meant nothing. She had tucked her feet beneath her as she sat on her seat and was reading a book.

Everything within her small world was calm and orderly. Sometimes she closed her eyes, then she would read again; then she would straighten her legs, but worry and fear were not in her world. When the plane was being buffeted by the terrible storm, when it lurched this way and that, as it rose and fell with frightening severity, when all the adults were scared half to death, that marvelous child was completely composed and unafraid."

The man could hardly believe his eyes. It was not surprising therefore, that when the plane finally reached its destination and all the passengers were hurrying to disembark, he lingered to speak to the girl whom he had watched for such a long time.

Having commented about the storm and behavior of the plane, he asked why she had not been afraid.

The sweet child replied,

"Sir, my Dad is the pilot and he is taking me home."

when you are sure of your self, your confident level is steady and you are never shaky you do the things calmly and successfully.

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Balls & Dolls

Sometimes I muse on where it all started, this passion for clothes. And very often I end up with inborn qualities and genes. Obviously. Like small boys run after each ball and small girls feel the urge to dress each doll? Now, my memory won’t bring me back the Diper’s Years (one could point out that fashion starts here, crawling around and wonder what the heck was annoying your bottom?). But first impressions of a Fashionista are emerging in the college years. I can’t rule out a single girl of these days: they were all very keen on clothes. But some were always dressed smartly, some hit the jackpot once in a while, and others were desperate. The suspicion I was buying a lot of my clothes in boutiques led them ask me to help out or give advice on several occassions. And I was getting my first step into this exciting and colourful world of amazing fabrics and shapes. And I’ve been hooked ever since.

Bugs Spray

Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in England.

A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.

"Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it."

The farmer was dubious.

"Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you. And get everyone in the county to buy a case......we will make you rich.

The salesman was delighted.


They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck!


Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed.

"Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?" The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked,


"Doesn't that calf have a mother?

Elusive Summer

Summer is everybody’s favorite season especially to children. I wonder why beaches entice everyone to hang around the entire summer. And why we ignore the heat of the sun and get ourselves burnt. There’s something mysterious about beaches. (He-he). Speaking of summer: I have a hunch that this summer might not be as exciting as it happened to be last year because I am over loaded with so called “important matters”. I envy some of my friends who have already explored some beaches. But I’m determined not to join them yet for now. It’s a must to me to persevere and do my priorities first. It’s painful to be left behind and to be excluded from those cheerful summer activities. But I made the choice to be left behind. For next week my colleague tried to persuade me to join them on their Camotes Escapade. Well, this I definitely don’t have to deny myself: I can be with them because it’s my hometown and the date is no problem to me too. This is a sign that my summer is still in the hip of the hop. I’m excited yet showered of wandering-worried-excitement. Please do help me to survive (ha ha haha…)

Great Sayings On Marriage

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette


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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Gui try


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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi


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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates


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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas


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The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud


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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison


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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran


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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray


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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous


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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman


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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield


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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle


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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous


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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Anonymous


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laggard connection

Both I'm disconnected of my internet access and of all the information of the bloggers. For a few days I was devastated because of certain situations plus the laggard internet... ggrrrr! I don't gain any earning anymore! ggrrrr.. anyway, I fervently pray to finally finish my other hangout of blogs as soon as the connection permits me. I miss working on my desktop. Couldn't get enough time uploading pictures from Camotes.. waahahh. I feel shortened a great vacation when I failed to visit Camiguin. My summer is still alive! hehehe..

My Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.


Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!


There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


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The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


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The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


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Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


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send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!


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the couple

The couple vow

This is the future couple! LOL We actually tease each other because both of them are so lovely and cute. We called them sometimes the tambok and wangkig. Ah do you think the two would spark? mmm.. as far as my observation goes..yes they can be a future couple. hahaha I’m just kidding! They are still kids.. and I’m the bridge to link them to each other.. Kids as we know are already fond of giggling among each other. If we teach them they just muse a spark in the heart.. hehehe Ai, sorry.. don't know anymore what to say.. Ok, I'll try in the other pics. I will continue the story of the two..heheh

Apology Letter

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...

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Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly,but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.


I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.

I putted a complain on station masterji.


He said I to go to the lady clerk.

At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.

Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.


Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.

I hope u will look into explain my hole story after,and late me joint first.

I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.

May God blast you!"


Yours awfully,
yadav

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Burnt

Sun Burnt: Excessive exposure of the sun. I can't blame when beach is tempting to stay long hours. Sun Lotion Protection is sometimes could help:(

Starfish

Once upon a time there was a wise man who used to go to the ocean to do his writing. He had a habit of walking on the beach before he began his work. One day he was walking along the shore. As he looked down the beach, he saw a human figure moving like a dancer. He smiled to himself to think of someone who would dance to the day. So he began to walk faster to catch up.


As he got closer, he saw that it was a young man and the young man wasn't dancing, but instead he was reaching down to the shore, picking up something and very gently throwing it into the ocean.


As he got closer he called out, "Good morning! What are you doing?"


The young man paused, looked up and replied, "Throwing starfish in the ocean." "I guess I should have asked, why are you throwing starfish in the ocean?" "The sun is up, and the tide is going out, and if I don't throw them in they'll die." "But, young man, don't you realize that there are miles and miles of beach, and starfish all along it. You can't possibly make a difference!"


The young man listened politely. Then bent down, picked up another starfish and threw it into the sea, past the breaking waves and said, "It made a difference for that one."


There is something very special in each and every one of us. We have all been gifted with the ability to make a difference, and if we can become aware of that gift, we gain through the strength of our visions the power to shape the future.



We must each find our starfish. And if we throw our stars wisely and well, the world will be blessed.


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Another

...to spend a great vacation again in the beach at the cottage of my sister in Camotes. My dear friend Rhubi was a frequent vacationer in the beach and this time she invited with some of her co-teacher: Claudia and Neneth. It was a great time that hope to see them again next year.

Weeweechu

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee was sitting by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, how about playing Weeweechu".

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"Oh c'mon baby, lets you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it's a perfect time," Huan Cho begged.

"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

Jung Lee looked at Huan Cho and said, "Ok, we'll play Weeweechu".....

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Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and both sang..... "Weeweechu a melly Christmas, Weeweechu a melly Christmas, Weeweechu a melly Christmas, and a happy New Year."

wet and wild

No one can stop to enjoy life to the fullest not even the heavy rain that pour to us. It was even more fun when we drove going to the beach wet. It was a memorable rain in the beach!

Troubled husband

Dear Mrs. Fenton,


Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store.


We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores.


We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.


Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused.


All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below.


Mr. Wally
President and CEO

Wal-Mart Complaint Department


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MEMO


Mr. Bill Fenton


Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse/partner is shopping:


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1. June 15:

Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.


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2. July 2:

Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


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3. July 7:

Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.


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4. July 19:

Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in homewares..... and watched what happened.


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5. August 4:

Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


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6. September 14:

Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


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7. September 15:

Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows fromthe bedding department.


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8. September 23:

When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'


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9. October 4:

Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.


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10. November 10:

While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.


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11. December 3:

Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.


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12. December 6:

In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.


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13. December 18:

Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"


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14. December 21:

When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"


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(And; last, but not least!)


15. December 23:

Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"


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